Randomness..

I swear some grown men FORGET that it is 2008. I work with guys that are a little older than me and think they can pull one over on me.. Since I have been here I have got smart with two salesmen cause they thought I was some weak female.. I'm sorry I don't bow down to assholes.

And I hate to say this its the ones that are not from here that I think see women as not being aggressive.

Theres a new sheriff in town, and the sheriff got breast.... lmao

I need sleep dammit

I decided to get on grind mode and I am now regretting it, cause now my ass need some serious sleep or alot of sex. I don't see sex happening soon so I need like 12 hours of sleep.

I don't have much on my mind due to the lack of sleep so I'll get at ya'll soon.



Andrea.

We all notice this

When you are finally rapping to someone thats when the birds start flockin. Today is the second time I heard it this week. It's the truth though, I think its something you give off or some shit that draws them in.

This of course isnt in reference to me, we all know that. But it seem like the more I spruce myself up the more these bitches flock lmaooo (inside joke) New style, new do, they loving it out here lol. Let me stop sicing myself. I just see this more mature look coming over me and it seem like I'm getting more attention.

Yea 08 will be a good year, all my friends are in good places, we having fun, spending more time with each other, I'm loving my job and myself and hell I might yank me a good man out of this. Ok that was random lol.

Life is fucking grand right now... thats all I got to say.

On a get fly mission

If you have been around me lately you would smell that new fresh scent on me.. I'm on that new new shit maybe cause I got some cash in hand to spend now. I also noticed that I don't blog about males so often anymore, hell I dont even have time to blog lmao. Life is just getting better and I'm satisfied with or without cause my time is now consumed with shit to do or sleep.

I'm going for the more girly look which is working, Im adding more color to my life lmao..pink, yellow, orange, green in shit. Got the hair and nails did up and even planned to keep this shit up. Marked in my calendar for two weeks is a fill-in and when the do get fuzzy I'm heading back for some more braids. I'm still iffy with the heels but I can get fly without them.

Watch Me Do Me is my lil anthem lmao...

It also seem like my tude changed a bit with the whole girly outlook but I think its for the better, I mean I'm still and will always be goofy as hell, but I'm shittin on these dudes out here lmao.. Fuck me nigga no fuck you...

I don't even want a man now cause I'm building myself up confidence in all and I'm trying to yank me a bangin joint lmaoo.

I only need the little bit of friends I have to enjoy life with, the rest is like whatever.. Free Spirited, I'm like the breeze.

Now inhale the freshness and exhale the bullshit...

I love picking with him.

I have the worlds hughest crush on one of the salesmen that work here. I'm trying not to put the mack on him but it come so naturally lol. I asked him of he could drive me home tonight because of the rain and he was like yea. But dammit it stop raining. I was going to tell him I had a crush on him to see what he was going to say. I know he likes something about me cause he gives me the CFM look (Come Fuck Me Look) I even told him that and told him to stop playing with my emotions lol. He hit me with the what I can't look comment, I was like okkkkay do you. I don't even want to bun his ass I just want to apply these lips ( you take a pick) on his, and see what it do after that. I can just look at his ass and know he can put some work in with Miss Kitty Sparkles lol. I'm trying to see whats really good...

And another salesmen go tell me don't rap to no one but him, I'm like pffth wtf ever...

Lets see what pops off, probably nothing, but like always I'm making moves like chess pieces.

And I am enjoying this girly shit...Seem like I get more of what I want rocking the hairdo, nails, and wearing pink in shit...lol

Where my hands have been.....(This week thoughts)

I decided to switch my style up this year I'm still me of course just more bold. Tattoos and piercings thats always been me so thats nothing new so LMAO & Pffth @ Dave calling me a fake biker chick.. Sigh another person who don't understand..

My next tattoo will be in dedication to my demon seed.

I've been trying to figure out between two, Snoopy hugging Woodstock or Baby Pooh smelling a flower. I got time to think about it....

Oh yea moms not going for the piercing (VHC) but who moms would? She hit me with the why why why? And then suggested that I get my tongue pierced.. Funny how she disapproved of that too but it didn't matter cause I'm tongue tied (google if neded) It really don't matter in this case either atleast I told her what I was doing. It's not like I need her consent.
(Sorry pics wont be posted of that one lmao)
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My friends I love them, don't see them enough but thats life we all have things we have to do. They remind me of the show Girlfriends, I dont know who would be who I think we share characteristics off all of them.

Mia and I share characteristics also hint the word Wondertwin, we at times think the same thing. Like the same music, like One Tree Hill but shes more into it than me.. I'm stuck on Greys Anatomy. It's cool to have a friend that like the same shit you like. Like piercings lol...

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Speaking of that I did a pre- hair removal for the piercing the other day, amazing how Veet works, made it smell like i was getting a perm..

I was smooth as a baby's ass... or shall I saw pre-puberty... Now I can't stop putting my hands down my pants when I go to sleep lmaooo....


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Me and the metro sexual is over with... he got mad cause I havent called in like 3 days.. its called sleep.. Not forgetting getting locked in at work. I come home I be too tired to talk. He said I'm brand new cause I got a phone.. No I'm brand new cause I have a job and a 3 year old so yea I get a little tired..

But oh well.. AOBTD....

I can't do it anymore

Saturday Me my bestfriend her cuz and "the metrosexual" went out. I was kind of skeptical with having him come because hell we all know why. It started with me on the phone with him, he letting me know that he's in the mirror trying on clothes modeling around. Of course I had to ask what he was going to wear before we went on this venture and what he said sounded straight..

True Religion jeans, some fresh Jordans this flannel vest type shit etc...

So I was like cool, he's not dressing like a fruit today.

until we picked him up..Oh he had on what I said but it was a lil snug and lets not forget he's 6'5. The jeans weren't tight (thank god) but they was under his ass and I hate that.

Anywho I didn't enjoy myself cause every store we went into he's like I'm about to go to this store and jets and expects someone to call him when we roll. It wasn't a date so I didn't expect him to be all up under me but damn it didn't even seem like we were even friends lmao..

Then we was at the Bvld a.k.a Minor Central, so he fitted in with all the yougins.

What made it worse is that he was walking like he just got done in the ass... The jeans weren't that tight that it affected his walking pattern. He was walking like he had no knees to bend...

Tin Man in shit.

And we ended up going to eat first cause the movie started at a later time and I was like "you got me right?" he was like of course...till our asses went to Wendys it was a totally different story. He was like oh nah im not paying for fast food... So I paid for it myself but it I wasnt trippin cause he's the one that paid for my bestfriend movie ticket not me..

Then we hit the movies and we had some lil ass whippersnappers in shit behind us talking loud, cursing, kicking seats in shit.. First thing he said was I'm about to move... I paid it no mind till I got in the house and was like hold up. That was a bitch move, he's the man with us he suppose to be like "shut the fuck up!!" nope.. He wanted to move lol. We didn't move though...

It movie was funny... I can say that.

After that my ass was tired, and was no longer thinking about his ass till I got dropped off. I got dropped off first so I'm thinking this nigga go walk me to the door or some shit.....

NEGATIVE....

He go say call him to let him know I got in safe...

So I was like fuck it went in the house... called him like an hour later and was like.....

I'm in the house...




Oh yea I told him off.. He was like he don't go on dates like that. It wasn't even a date first off, but you couldn't even tell we "was" fucking unless I humped his leg in public or hugged all on him in shit. He was like he's not a PDA person I will learn more the more we go out...

I hit him with the oh nah... I know now... Theres nothing else I need to learn, if we go out its as friends only, shopping buddies.. Hang out, go home....

Fuck I need to settle for less for? I'm not going to make anything work that will take too much of my time and energy.

I need a real date, some PDA, and some action thereafter. A male that you can tell by looking at us that we fuck with each other.

He's not it..

I can't do it anymore.

Why must they do that?

I was looking at movie trailers today looking to s if any good horror movies would be out this year, and I came across this movie called "Teeth". So I checked out the trailer and the trailer was like a 5 min preview of th movie. It shows this little boy and this little girl in a blow up pool in the front yard of this house. The little boy doesn't like the girl, as he makes a complaint about her to his parent. The guy (who parent I don't know)stated that he hope that she becomes his sister. (So he's dating the moms) They go back to the little kids and the little boy does something to the girl and end up getting bit.. pretty bad on the finger. So I'm thinking like damn she bit the shit out his ass. Ok whats scary about that? Till I read what the movie was about... it was hilarious yet disturbed me being that I am a female..

Heres the synopsis...

I gotta be honest. My manhood aches just writing about this movie. Anyrate the studio just gave us a whack of new stills for your viewing pleasure. The film drops into theatres Jan 11th 2008. TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant.

Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

Here's the myth, I had to google it cause I never heard of it....

The vagina dentata appears in the myths of several cultures, most notably in several North American Indian tribes. Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which “A fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman.”

WTF!!!! A cooch with teeth, must you scare the whole male population. Hell its hard to get a dude to taste Ms Twila now you go have them thinking its going to bite their face off...

A man had to have made this movie...but why? And being that it released in Jan and I'm just hearing about it, it had to be some low budget shit.

And I remember my bestfriend showing me an article about this...

In 2005, inventor Sonette Ehlers introduced The Rapex, an anti-rape female condom which can be inserted into the vaginal canal like a diaphragm. The product is lined with microscopic barbs which attach to a rapist's penis and which must be surgically removed. In an article about the Rapex, Ehlers stated that she was inspired to invent the device after meeting a victim who told her, "If only I had teeth down there."

Damn!!! So do you wear this everyday or when you know its a night you might get raped...

Thanks for making the cooch the most feared body part... :(

I happened to do some more googling and found these...

Fear the cooch monster!!!!

SMH.....

Scared yet? Cause I am...

Are you serious?

Damn can I get an ass groove in my seat first?

Damn just start working there and a dude talking about some bun mode stuff. I would understand if he was a bun but he's not he's like 35. I'm not trying to rap to no niggas there unless they in there buying a whip.

I be wanting to get in mack mode too but you can't whisper without someone all in your shit.

I 'm in an nice size office with 2 other Title Clerks and they are both white and cuss like crazy its hilarious. The lady that I work with tried to get on mack mode with this dude who was a bun, from Nicaragua (damn I spelled it right without spell check) she was all in his business it was funny. When he rolled she was like yea hes a cutie and she said something slick I didn't hear her. Then was like she would give him 120% lmao...I was like awwww shit ok ok..

I see I need to come in this joint glamourfied in shit, get like Mia & Jai with the lashes, get the nails and do did and be flossin in shit lmaoooo. Niggas buying Benz, Lexuses, and the all time fave Charger and Magnum.. lmao let me stop.

I like my new job, it have its boring moment but I am 1:3 girls there in a sea full of men.. and all I need to do is be like "sign here" copy and file shit... I'm all good.

Starting 08 with an "ouch"

A dare has been put upon me, due to my bestfriend being dared.

Vertical Hood Piercing.... if you don't know what it is google it..

I sat there and thought "wow that shit will hurt" but I do have tattoos in shit, but thats different.

So me and Ms Twila had a talk... and we came to a mutual agreement that it shall be done... Hell nothing exciting has been popping off lately for her anyway..

Happy Birthday Hailey

Yesterday was Hailey's 3rd Birthday which makes me feel super old now cause I remember the 1st birthday like it was yesterday. When she hit 5, I will be 28. You try so hard as a parent to make life so easy and carefree for your child and that is what I try to do daily without ripping my hair out..

The other day I found out how to remove "Picasso's art" off the wall, And there I was with the finger nail polish remover not caring that I was stripping the paint off the walls. It worked... Now I need some paint lol..

But what makes me smile is knowing she needs me and I make boo-boo's feel better by kissing them. For instance she slipped in the kitchen and hit her forehead on the wall. Shes fine but the first thing she wanted as she was ballin out crying is a kiss.

She is my first love, always and forever...

Everyone says that you should put God first before any and everything, well... sorry Mr. Almighty, The Hailster comes first. Hell I'm Agnostic anyway.

I have been through bullshit after bullshit and the only person that can automatically put a smile on my face is her.

Now I need to go put her to bed...Cause she's going crazy knocking shit over...

Her @ 1 years old..

Her Officially @ 3. She hate's cake so we had to improvise.

Two Fingas.

So What?

To care, or not to care...

Well it's 2008, everyone is about changes. We all see if we can stick to diets, learn to love more, stack more bread yada yada. One of mines was to not be so choosy. I'm working on it. I am also realizing what I want and what I don't want and how it will affect me as far as the future. I sat here and thought to myself yea the dude I been rapping to is cool, whatever happens happens of course BUT.... I know he isn't the one. I'm sorry I can't get around this nigga wanting to wear skinny jeans. I don't care if it's a trend the shit is disturbing to me. Last night I was with Mia (my bff) and her folks and she was like yea it's cool for dudes now. Damn that!! I can't do it. I'm not even making excuses to run away from anything. He's a bun, he's smart, but it will always be something in the back of my head that says, there's something gay about this dude. I would hate to wife him up (lol) and then catch him in the bed with "Bill".

I know you guys are like "Here we go again.." its cool, I'm saying it to myself also, but it's more like "WHY WHY WHY!!!"

Why the fuck me... I will not blame this on bad juju, I will blame it on me wanting too quick and me making exceptions for shit I know I can't deal with. I need me a nigga dammit. Who jeans sag a tad, who t-shirt don't look like a onesie, and don't get those retarded shapes in shit cut in this hair. It is cute to see, but it's not comfortable to deal with a nigga like that when you are use to dealing with nigga's that hustle, who rock dreads, and got this lil grimey yet sexy look to them. I know I need to expand my horizon but that flamboyant shit is beyond my horizon. I started to see him as that friend you wanted to go shopping with. It just happened....

I started the year off wrong, eating pizza, not working out and getting my hopes up in something I knew wasn't for me. I didn't ditch the dude though, maybe I can, nah you can't change a nigga. He's cool folks, he reminds me of what I was missing when I was like 21-22 all the fun, the late night convos, and the little crush. But I'm 25 now, I know there's not super huge gap but as far as mindframe it is. This nigga aint ready to settle down and I am.

Fuck it I got issues. LMAO I'm human, and of all things I'm a female.

Anyway I took the time out to make a small list of what I want and dont want, and I will stick to this for 08 and beyond.

• I decided to date males my age and older; why? Simply because younger males will always have a moment where their age will show. Also the situation with my neighbor around the corner staying in the basement with the bunkbeds have pretty much scarred me. I know there are males who are on their shit and under 25, but you know what? I'm not up for taking that chance.

• He gotta be on some intellectual shit, lawd I can't fuck with no dummies. He gotta be able to hold a convo, not just about money, sex, and cars. He gotta have something going on up there in the mind.

• Can't be too hood to where you can't take this nigga nowhere. You don't want him to meet your friends, sure hell don't want him meeting moms. So what would be the point.... What I mean in too hood? This nigga gotta curse in every sentence, he's rude, he carry a gun in his car, he drives a bubble, he hustles, and lives in a neighborhood you refuse to go to... oh and any tattoos on the face lmaoooo..

• Have to have a sense of humor, I like to play and crack jokes. If he's not for all that , that's a instant no right there.

• Got to be able to lay the pipe and eat it right (even though Ms Twila dont care too much for it, she do like a good licking every once in a while), I had to add this one. Cause I never cheated b4 and I don't want a reason to either.
  

• He has to be kid friendly, but not have 4 baby moms. I got to be able to bring him around Hailey and he has to be on bun mode for that one.

• Goal oriented, I'm not trying to live in the hood for the rest of my life, hell not even at 30. So we both got to be making moves together.
  

• I also learned that you should not judge how a man treat females by how he treats his moms, cause that's his moms that's a totally different relationship on a whole different level. How do this nigga treat his kids? Is he around, is he taking care of what's his? What was the reason he broke up with his girl? I'm not trying to rap to a deadbeat. My dad is one and so is my daughters father and I do not like to go backwards.

• Local...he can not live in westbubbafuck... Especially if he don't drive. These area include the Montgomery County area of ( Gaithersburg, Germantown, White Oak, and anywhere further than those points) St. Charles County ( LaPlata, Nanjemoy, and any place that have tornado warnings) Virginia ( Woodbridge, Sterling, Reston, and anything beyond Fairfax County) Shits too far for me.

• Not an excessive drinker, I don't like drunk males. I mean who like drunk ppl anyway? I don't want to deal with someone who liver is all tore up. Same thing with smokers, green I can deal with as long as it not a necessity. Cigarettes I can't do. But if you can hang around me and not light one up then we good.

• Be someone I can bring around my friends, I meet too many niggas that are like I don't want to meet your friends. I don't like that.
  

• And last but not least..Have all your teeth!! A gap here a chipped tooth there is cool, but crowding, stains, and multiple missing teeth is a no go.
  

LMAO hell of a list huh?

Most of the things I ask for are simple, I dont care about cars and clothes (unless your clothes are more fitted than mines) just be someone I can count on. I have yet found that person, I don't care if you guys are like you don't give a nigga a chance.. Yes I do trust me on that. I will meet a nigga and analyze shit and just be like nope...

So now you guys see what I want....

I haven't brought the New Year in with some mind blowing sex, so since I'm sober lmao lets see how long I can go. See if someone is out here looking to venture in my mind and not my panties. Only problem is, is can I do the same.. Me more into a nigga mindset than his boxers lmaoo..